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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : A joke


عسل
10-12-2002, 08:08
A GENEROUS HUSBAND


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.


MAN: "Hello."


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"


MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$60,000."


MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! One more thing ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you too."


The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment.


Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!!!??"



النكتة مترجمة


يقولك كان فيه شلة شباب متجمعين بنادي قولف.....المهم دق جوال وقام واحد منهم شغل السبيكر ورد عليه

الرجال : "هلا"

الحرمه: "هلا عمري، هذي انا, انت بالنادي الحين؟"

الرجال:"اي نعم".

الحرمه:"حبيبي انا بالسوق وفيه باللطو جلد رائع بالفين ريال . اقدر اشتريه؟!"

الرجال:"اذا عاجبك لهالدرجه اشتريه".

الحرمه:" برضه انا مريت علي وكاله مرسيدس وشفت موديلات 2003 وفيه سياره اعجبتني مره"

الرجال:" بكم سعرها؟"

الحرمه:"240000 ريال!"

الرجال:" حلو بهالسعر اشتري فل كامل اجل"

الحرمه:"حلو مره....طيب اخر شي....تذكر البيت اللي كنا نبي نشتريه السنه اللي فاتت...لقيته معروض للبيع
مره ثانيه....طالبين فيه مليونين وميتين الف."

الرجال:"طيب اشتريه اذا وافقوا علي مليون وميه الف"

الحرمه:" خلاص...اشوفك بعدين...احبك"

الرجال:" وانا احبك....مع السلامه"

يوم قفل الجوال لقا كل اللي بالغرفه يناظرونه منذهلين....جا سأل بكل براءه

"بالله احد يعرف منهو راعي هالجوال؟؟؟!!!!"

ميسم
10-12-2002, 20:46
A nice joke........

The husband that the mobile belongs to is a poor husband. He will be in debt .heheheehehehe

Mohamed Hasan
24-12-2002, 05:36
ASAL (Honey):
I will use your title to send HOPEFULLY one joke a day
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Bachelors know more about women than married men. That's why they're still bachelors.
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M:-))

عسل
24-12-2002, 14:49
do what ever u like Mahmood
and thanx 4 the daily joke

:1b

Mohamed Hasan
26-12-2002, 07:50
Joke of the day:
A woman goes into a store and asks for pair of cheap shoes..
the clerk asks: to go with what?
she answered: asheap husband
M:-)

Mohamed Hasan
27-12-2002, 14:26
A roaster pushes an ostrich egg into the coop and says to the hens: Look, I'm not telling you what to do; I'm just showing you what can be done

M

Mohamed Hasan
28-12-2002, 11:35
My wife would love to divorce me - if she could only find a way of doing it without making me happy

M:-(((

Mohamed Hasan
29-12-2002, 16:56
Six-year old boy watches his father on the golf course and finally asks: Daddy, why don't you want to put the little ball into the hole

M

عسل
30-12-2002, 04:26
Keep on the nice jokes
Mohammad

:1b

ميسم
30-12-2002, 18:11
keep going Mohamed

Your jokes are v. nice

:D