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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Only Arabs


ميسم
19-12-2003, 16:51
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1. You make Turkish coffee before leaving home,when getting to the office,after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.


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2. When shops have sale they call your mom.


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3. You still have, stored in suitcases, clothes that you used to wear when you were five .


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4. You call an olderperson you've never met before "Ammo" or "Khaltu".


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5. You hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make you believe that they actually do.


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6. People are never happy with what you've achieve;

if you Graduated from school they'll tell you "Oqbal el Shahadeh el kbeereh", and when u get that "Oqbal el Aroos or Areees", and when

you get that "Oqbal ma nefrah be Aoulad-kum", and when you get that "Oqbal ma tefrahu bi shahadit-hum", etc...


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7. You tell your friends how to rebel against their parents when you can't even stay out past midnight.


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8. You always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn the light on" or "get down

from the car" instead of "get out of the car."


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9. You pronounce your p's as b's (bebsi and bolice)


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10. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he hadto walk miles just to get to school.


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11. Your parents were ranked first in school.


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12.When you come back from University you still have to live with your parents, and fight over curfew allover again, as if you never left

them before.


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13. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.


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14. Everyone is a family friend.


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15. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.


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16. You teach Westerners to swear words in your ********.


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17. Your dream is holding a different passport.


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18. When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people waiting for you at the airport.


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19. Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew existed,and

they look nothing like your family.


what's your opinion?????
You can add moreeee!!!!!!!!!!!!


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