Between a young man & an old man

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>Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
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>Old Man: Certainly not.
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>Young Man: Sir, but why ? What are you going to loose,
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>if you tell me the time?
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>Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
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>Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
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>Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
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>definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
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>Young Man: Quite possible.
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>Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and
>address.
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>Young Man: Quite possible.
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>Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by
>and came into wish me.
>Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
>After my courteous approach you will try to come again.
>This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
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>Young Man: Possible
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>Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then
>have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my
>daughter.
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>Young Man: Smiles. ;)
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>Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
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>again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
>movie together and a date with you.
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>Young Man: Smiles
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>Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
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>waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
>in love with her and propose her for marriage.
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>Young Man: Smiles
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>Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell
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>me about your love and ask for my permission.
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>Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
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>Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
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>daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.





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