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ميسم
06-09-2003, 19:29
Hi friends

These are some little jokes to turn men down

Don't Angry Men!!!!!!!!

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Ways to Turn Down Men

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.


Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

Woman: Okay, get out.


Man: I think I could make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?


Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?


Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

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:D :D

:t1

العارف
10-09-2003, 14:09
Tell me why Mysam, I think that you are always beside us

Aref

ميسم
10-09-2003, 19:28
Hi Aref

Not Really, but l said these are jokes

I Like also to say that men and women live on the same Earth,

the same life and situations why some men think that they are always perfect ?????

When there is no one perfect in this life

"I'm no one"

:1b :1b

Aref life is sharing yes!!!!!!!!

العارف
13-09-2003, 11:51
Aref life is sharing yes!!!!!!!!

You now Mysam, I realy apperciate this words coming from you

and let take this opportunity to assure you that my promise is still the same, but I wanna ask you, do you rember what promise? Kindly, ******* your memory.

with my compliments

Aref

ميسم
13-09-2003, 17:41
Sure I remember Aref

I never forget

About being wealthy you will share me in the money

:1b :1b :1b

العارف
14-09-2003, 13:04
WoW...

I do like that, you have strong memory Mysam

my love
Aref

ميسم
15-09-2003, 18:11
This is my problem Aref

my memory is excellent

waiting u to be a millionaire

and YOU never forget your promise



With all my respect

:)